I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
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