just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
We are two peas in an std pod
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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