so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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