he shaved USA in his pubs
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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