Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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