I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Randomize
