return my video game
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
There are leaves in my underwear?
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