I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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