3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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