She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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