I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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