So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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