i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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