Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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