We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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