I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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