doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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