So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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