Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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