so explain again why im purple
no
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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