i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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