$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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