just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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