any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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