Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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