I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
