I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
