and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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