After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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