Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Randomize
