Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
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