I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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