I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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