I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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