Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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