It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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