There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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