is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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