nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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