We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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