do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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