He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
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