PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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