butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
That accounts for only three of the penises
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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