I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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