Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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