Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
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