Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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