Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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