He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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