why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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